Saturday, 22 July 2017

What am I like to live with?

I was supposed to do this some time ago but finding a time when the both of us were either not busy or falling asleep after work/a long day was nigh on impossible. Miraculously this weekend we are both bright eyed and bushy tailed and so, in an effort to come across less deep and meaningful, I am sprucing up this blog with a bit of light hearted humour. And who else does humour better than my Mam. Prepare for graphic descriptions of what it is like to live with me. Future flatmates- you have been warned.

~ Firstly what obvious signs are there that I live here? ~
Mam: Guaranteed the floor has her dinner on it. Doesn't know where her mouth is. Too busy watching TV I think. Her sheep (Dressing Gown) can be found anywhere as well.

~ Do I play my music too loud? ~
Mam: No, she's permanently plugged in. She can't hear the question when asked.

~ Can I make a good cuppa? ~
Mam: Definitely good cuppa, best one just before 9 o'clock when I smack my lips meaning 'cuppa.'

~ What household chore am I the best at? ~
Mam: She's good at cooking bacon sandwiches. Did say the other day she finds it irritating having dishes left on the bench when she's doing them but found a pile the next morning. Says it was too late- all hers!

~ And worst? ~
Mam: Hoovering, says she doesn't like the new hoover. It plugs in like the rest!

~ Can you remember when you first gave me the house keys? ~
Mam: When she returned home- just kidding! Probably senior school. I was at work and thought she was now capable of letting herself in. However she still waits for her tea!

~ What is the oddest thing I do? ~
Mam: She leaves her clothes in the shape of a body at the bottom of my bed (room leads to ensuite) when she has a bath.

~ What's been the best thing about the past 20 years living with me? ~
Mam: She's extremely good at the internet therefore can help me. She has also been an excellent typist and I use her occasionally for my essays on work.

~ And the worst? ~
Mam: Before she was on her meds- nightmare!

~ Will you miss me when I move out? ~
Mam: I will miss Sophie but will not miss the mess. Bailey will miss her as he will have nobody to hug all afternoon.








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